I Want Your Sex. Safely
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Keep It Up Section correspondent, was wondering about Scientology, when he felt a desire to rid the world of insanity and read...
I Spy with My Little Eye
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Spy, You Spy, We All Spy Section correspondent, was playing I Spy with his little nephew, when he read .
The unlikely story...
Real Time Benefits
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned Section correspondent, was begging for pennies in front of his own mirror to see if...
Icelandic Virtue
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Frozen Goods Section correspondent, was licking something cold, when he read In Iceland’s DNA, New Clues to Disease-Causing Genes.
The results uncovered a...
I Just Called to Check Your Number
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Area Codes Matter Section correspondent, was making random 911 calls, when he stopped to read Manhattan Area Codes Multiply, but the Original,...
Stayin’ Alive in Afghanistan
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Slow Down Section correspondent, was napping, when he had a bad dream and woke up to read U.S. Agrees to Slow Pullout...
Can’t We Disagree on Disagreeing?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Heads Up Section correspondent, was half-asleep when he read Saudi Justice, Harsh but Able to Spare Sword.
A confessed murderer’s life was spared...
Hill, Would Your Face on the $20 Bill Suffice?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hey Lady Section correspondent was hailing a cab when he saw the driver's gender and unperturbed walked in and said, "To...
Don’t Fake It …Lego It
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Zank Heaven For Little Girls Section correspondent, was reading about the cast of the new Broadway production of Gigi, when he...
When No Should Mean Yes
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pants On Fire Section correspondent, was wiping the mustard off his mustache when he read that someone at The Times finally...
God, Save Us from Governor McCrory
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pardon Me Section correspondent, was trying to give his seat to an injured war veteran, when he had to sit down...
Half-baked Solutions
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Too Many Teachers Section correspondent, was dreaming about Circe, the witch of Aeaea, who transformed men into pigs and pigs into...
Working Man
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes On the Run Section correspondent, was blowing his nose while taking the A train, when he read that Putin Has Vanished, but...
Not Guilty until Something or Other
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Monkey Trial Section correspondent, was playing hopscotch while pretending to listen to Mufi, when he stopped in the middle of a...
