The Imminent Whining Doctrine
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Why Shut Yo' Mouth Section correspondent, was brushing his teeth for the first time in a month, when he read ISIS...
Cecil the Lion: A Life Well Lived
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Illogic Section correspondent, was trying to reach his bathroom using a serpentine approach, when he tripped and read that Outcry for...
Debbie Wasserman Schultz Does Demoburo like a She-Putin
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Rubles Rubles Rubles Desk correspondent, was helping himself with a few quarters from the bucket of a Salvation Army elf, when...
Real Time Benefits
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned Section correspondent, was begging for pennies in front of his own mirror to see if...
TPV’s Own Times Correspondent On “Rights Group Is Seeking Status of ‘Legal Person’ for...
The Nonhuman Rights Project is using the novel strategy in seeking to have the chimp removed from his owners and placed in a sanctuary....
Long Live Charlie Hebdo! Charlie Hebdo Still Works
Charlie Hebdo Mocks Europe’s Response to Migrant Crisis With Cartoons of Dead Syrian Boy, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bad Taste Doesn't Taste So Bad...
Happy New Possum
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Varmint Section correspondent, was petting a white rat lost in the NYC subway system when he read North Carolina: Opossum Drop Is...
The Virtues of Rick Santorum
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Home Whating? Section correspondent, was going to sleep when he read that Rick Santorum Joins Republican 2016 Presidential Race.
Marquel heard that Santorum...
Surreal Reality – The Big House
With Power Tools and a Ruse, 2 Killers Escape New York Prison, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Impossibilities Section correspondent. It has now turned into a...
Money, What Is It Good For?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Household Budgeting Section correspondent, was window shopping when he read that Palestinian Groups Are Found Liable at Manhattan Terror Trial.
They have to...
TPV’s Own Times Correspondent On “South Africans Embark on Day of ‘Prayer and Reflection’...
At the start of a week of commemorations, South Africans gathered Sunday to pay homage to the man who embodied the battle against apartheid....
Stop, Look, and Listen
Are College Lectures Unfair? Read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Spoon Feeding Section correspondent.
Evidence suggests that it’s not the right form of teaching for many women,...
The Pressure Cooker
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Terrorist Culinary Skills Section correspondent, was taking a nap when he read Bomb Squad Destroys Pressure Cooker Near Capitol. In a...
It’s Only Water
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes This Won't Hurt A Bit Section correspondent, was walking on needles, when he read Psychologists Shielded U.S. Torture Program, Report Finds.
The...
