De Blasio Is No Patton. Neither Is NYPD Disciplined
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Funeral Etiquette and Cops are Baboons Section correspondent,was watching this video about an Indian monkey saving another Indian monkey without previously discussing...
Divided We Stand, Leaning to the Left
Because of the Obergefell decision, approving "anything goes" in American marriages, Marquel has been missing for several days, not just from TPV but also...
What About Some Grandma’s Arugula? Not Her Recipe. The Leaves Grown Out of Her...
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Having Fun With Death Section correspondent, was practicing skydiving with Big Papa Bush. when he stopped right after he pulled the...
In the Lurch
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Radiation and Ionization Section correspondent was buying an iPhone 6++ when he read about the Debate behind Recommendations on Cellphone Risk.
While...
What’s Good about Old? Not Much
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Is It a Taser Or a Gun section correspondent was scratching his head when he noticed he was bleeding and he...
NGOs Curry Favors
Pakistan Warns Aid Groups to Follow Unspecified Rules, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Three Card Monte Section correspondent. Marquel was intrigued by Pakistan's insistence that foreign...
blow-up
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Turn It Up To Eleven Section correspondent, was watching Anonioni's Blow-up, when he stopped a moment to read Odd Byproduct of Legal...
Whoremolization
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Former and Future Banana Republic Section correspondent, was window shopping at Pink Pussycat on 4th Street in the Village, when a...
The Melting Pot
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Each To Her Own Section correspondent, was eating a little bit of this and a little bit of that when he...
Heroic Carson
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Three R's Section correspondent, was marching backwards into the East River, when he stopped to read Ben Carson Is Struggling to...
Jewish Cemetery Vandalized because …Abandoned
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Uninhabited Territories Section correspondent, was having breakfast when he read Jewish Graves Vandalized in France . Over 250 gravestones were vandalized in...
Give me your foolish, give me your imbeciles
Marquel was playing with a horse in Central Park when he read Measles Cases Linked to Disneyland Rise, and Debate Over Vaccinations Intensifies. As the...
Don’t Trust the Amateurs
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Chaplin-Hitler Section correspondent,was brushing his teeth, when he read German Anti-Immigrant Figure Quits Post Over Hitler Portrayal. Lutz Bachmann, of Pegida, or Patriotic...
Hawk Down! TPV Exclusive Scoop!
The East Village hawks, chased away earlier this month by a chintzy cheesy coop, now face arrest. The last one to fly, although one...
