Stupor Bowl – Running Out the Play Clock until You Can’t Stand It
Super Bowl VXKS€¥πLSKF∑IIIII will be played on Sunday (nothing like Roman Numerals to lend needless gravitas to a sporting contest), and one has to...
Money, Money, Money
After Indicting 14 Soccer Officials, U.S. Vows to End Graft in FIFA, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes You Can't Always Get What You Want Section correspondent....
Get Ready for the AfterTrump with a 7-Minute Workout
Tired of Trump. Get strong for what will come next with a 7-minute workout. Article first published here
Take a look at this: Vardenafil: clear...
Heineken the Way to a Limber Self
Next week over 22,000 people will start getting limber. With Heineken. The US Open runs at Arthur Ashe Stadium, in Queens, NY, which seats over...
It Takes a Woman
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Color Coordinating Section correspondent, was finishing his Masters in Fishing Carp, when he read, Jen Welter Is Teaching Men, and Girls,...
The More the Merrier
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Sticks and Stones Section correspondent, was massaging his fingers so he could later massage his legs and start running, when he...
Letter To Tim Tebow. From His Biggest Fan
Whatup, Tim.
First, thanks for all the props. Starting each interview with “First, I'd like to thank my Lord and savior Jesus Christ,” really hits...
Whinny Winners
At Long Last, a Kentucky Derby Only About the Horses, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Inequality Section correspondent. Now that American Pharaoh won the Derby,...
Her body is a wonderland
Curtain opens. A giant microphone stands stage center: America has been duped! (And so has Manti Te’o.) America wants the truth! (So does Te’o.) ...
With a Little Hope from Your Friends
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes as Deep As You Can Section correspondent, was holding his breath while crossing Chinatown, when he read Free Diver Natalia Molchanova...
FIFA – Only the Facts
Ex-FIFA Official Cites Satirical Article From The Onion in His Self-Defense, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Keep It Real Section correspondent, and he started to...
Maria Sharapova, the Russian Tennis Player to Become an American Politics Player?
Days after Maria Sharapova stunned the world with her French Open triumph; ThePotholeView learned that our American Presidential contenders – Mitt and Barack –...
The Battle of the Weekend: The underdog and the superdog
If you like women’s tennis, as Boris Becker calls this type of endeavor, then you did not miss yesterday’s final at Roland Garros between...
NHL To Become No Hitting League? Hockey KO’s Itself with Brain Injuries
Take a look: NHL star Sidney Crosby on the ice following a hit in last year's Winter Classic! The NHL is a funny league. Always...


















