New Hampshire Will Vote in 5 Days. Hill-Billy Couldn’t Care Less
Breaking news from New Hampshire, Hill-Billy's local headquarters:
"We don't know that Hill can win," says Jennifer Palmieri, the Clintons' communications director, "but she is going to...
Bo and Sunny Gone, Here Comes the Trump Card
The Obama Social Media Archive is now live. Eight years of Instagram, Tweets, Facebook, Flikr, Pinterest! They are all here:
So, cute. TPV doesn't believe...
Seal up your lips & give no thoughts and mum’s the word
In a history-making decision, Gov. Mike Pence of Indiana has signed into law a bill that officially recognizes Bill Clinton as the first Republican...
The New York Times Approves of the Mayor’s Job Performance
For the last few days, since I glanced at The New York Times headline, “City Voters Approve of Mayor’s Overall Job Performance,” I have...
Fontana’s Old Lynching
Now, lynching is not something you write home about. Nor do you want your grandchildren to know about. But, when grandchildren discover the secret,...
Inexplicable Daily Events: Why Pay for Barbie When You Can Pay For a Slightly...
As ParisMatch announces
"The American Dream Is Dead: Average is beautiful"
TPV launches an investigation under the banner "How much money do women spend on becoming ugly-ish?"
None....
Sean Hannity, the Tough Crybaby
Sean Hannity is ethical. He's not your run-of-the-mill opportunist. He never liked crybabies. Once he tweeted:
I get the impression u r a crybaby whose...
Hillary Offers Her New Energy Plan. New to Her
Optimistically, presidential candidate Hillary spent an entire hour memorizing her new goal, if elected, to produce 33 percent of the nation’s electricity from renewable...
The United Trump EStates
At a raucous rally in Phoenix Arizona, the United Trump EStates manager in chief said he would insist on the American government finance the...
Valerie T May Soon Be Free to Tweet to Her Heart’s Content
The French satirical publication Le Canard Enchaine is not our Onion. Its articles, even when more wishful thinking than factual reports are the result...
TheWeekholeView: The 100-Day TrumpHole
Here at TPV we only count in clusters of seven. So, here's what we've been able to catch through the latest TrumpHole:
On the first...
Pro War YouTube Videos Tailor-Made and Easy to Forward
While our European allies are bent on awaiting a U.N. report about a chemical attack they acknowledge strongly points to the Assad government, the...
Berlusconi to the Rescue
Silvio Berlusconi, the singing crook turned politician, plans to save Italians from winter boredom and give them both a political wannabe and a virginal...
Bronx Restaurant Made in Manhattan
In May 2011, one of the world's most powerful men desperately needed a blow job. Luckily for him, his taste was quite proletarian, and...
