Mitch McConnell Offers Republican Senators Trumpcare Deals
It's Saturday, but Mitch McConnell is still offering Republican senators all kinds of deals to get the last few votes he needs to pass...
Muslims of Early Days: Seligs of American History
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Who's On First Section correspondent was half asleep when he read The Muslims of Early America, and learned that 20% or...
Eastern Europe Best Corporate Choice Award. Beats Both Africa and Asia Minor
The vote is in. Eastern Europe Best Corporate Choice Award. Beats Both Africa and Asia Minor. Why shall we force our pharmaceuticals to go to...
Don’t Cry for Mark, Refugees!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes There's An Idiot Born Every Minute Section correspondent, was happily chewing gum while watching the Pope on TV when he almost...
Postcard from the Edge – How to Disappear … Completely
In our FB age, with constant fears about being tracked via our smart phones, or other electronic devices, it’s rather amazing that an entire...
Pushed too Hard, the Porcellian Club May Rape Women. Involuntarily
The Porcellian Club — one of the most secretive societies in America — issued a public statement for the first time since its founding...
TPV Says Ditto: Donald’s Too Fucking Stupid to Exist
Though we have seen Trump’s dumb tweets for ages now, here is a new one:
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Since the Obama Administration was told way before...
Bye Bye Birdie Clinton
The Republicans are singing Bye Bye Birdie Clinton. She is gone.
The Times, fearing El Chapo's bid, had to print the news that Hill-Billy plays...
TheTrumpHole
#ThePotholeView has found its match, #TheTrumpHole. But,
while both TPV and TTH can look vacuous, only one is truly empty-headed.
while both #TPV & #TTH are...
Inexplicable Daily Events – IDE – Olive Oil or Billy Joel?
Inexplicable Daily Events - IDE - are notable events hard to spoof. For this Memorial Day Weekend here are two IDE shockingly related in...
Rutgers Discovers the Power of Principled-Conviction
It’s that time of the year when colleges have to put on a show for the parents who spent oodles of money so their...
Belgium Exports Terrorism: Hatred of Bel Frites
Speaking at an event hosted by Politico Europe three days before the Paris attacks, Jan Jambon, Belgium’s minister for security and home affairs, explained why...
Justice Thomas Breaks Silence: It’s Not #Oscar’sSoWhite
Breaking his silence for the first time in 10 years, Justice Clarence Thomas asked a series of questions that seemed to support the Second...
Happy New Possum
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Varmint Section correspondent, was petting a white rat lost in the NYC subway system when he read North Carolina: Opossum Drop Is...
