Gorsuch & the Chronicle of a Presidential Pardon Foretold
Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have a bromance. Trump relieved Gorsuch of the burden of his mother's failure, Anne Gorsuch, who failed to destroy...
NYC Made – TPV Noted – Broadway Windows
Walking across the City on 10th Street from Avenue B all the way to 6th Avenue could bring one peace of mind. Not really if...
Escape from Police Plaza
Marquel was getting ready to join a protest against clowns, when he stopped and read Mayor de Blasio Calls for Suspension of Protests. Mayor Bill...
De Blasio Is No Patton. Neither Is NYPD Disciplined
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Funeral Etiquette and Cops are Baboons Section correspondent,was watching this video about an Indian monkey saving another Indian monkey without previously discussing...
The Cop, Your BFF
The Police Car Provides a Home on the Job, and a False Sense of Safety, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Every Coin Has Two Sides Behind...
The Chelsea Coyote Story
Marquel was walking his pet squirrel, when he stopped to read that NYPD nabs coyote in Manhattan near church.
The cops spent several hours trying...
All I want for Jewsmas Is Your Smile
Another Santa Day in New York City. Saturday, December 13. It is warm: 43 F. The windows at Bergdorf are still free of guns...
I Love Giuliani*
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Scoundrel's Last Refuge Section correspondent, was trying to remember if he ever had a mom, or a plunger, when he read...
This Mother’s Day. Be Creative. Go with Chocolates
Dear TPV Readers,
If you haven't bought anything for your mom, please, don't give her dead flowers. They are nice BUT dead.
Be more creative. Give...
Made in NYC. TPV Noted. Bikes Come and Go. Bikers Remain. Happy for Now
A few weeks ago I wrote that:
A douchebag billionaire mayor, the Bloomberg, cared enough for the Lower East Side New Yorkers (Loisaida) to approve Citi Bikes...
All in the Family… Business
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes One Big Dysfunctional Family Section correspondent, was counting the containers of frozen sperm he had saved, when he thought about some well...
Ted Cruz Porn-cruising through Life
Senator Ted Cruz once tried to ban sex toys in Texas.
I don't like people, so why would I like toys? the Senator was once...
TheWeekHoleView Muses on Wrongdoings
While millions of American poor children will soon find themselves further ostracized and closer in status to poor children everywhere, the thinning middle class...
Calista, Trump’s DickPick for Pope Francis
What is not to like about Calista's pick especially if you're a white, older, slightly blind and deaf, and way too fat to see...


















