Damn, It’s Hard
Albuquerque 911 Dispatcher Who Hung Up on Caller Quits, by Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Can't Even Section correspondent. In June, a young woman dialled...
The Prince and the Paupers
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes East is East and West is West Section correspondent, was flying a kite when he read that Britain and France Scramble...
The More the Merrier
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Sticks and Stones Section correspondent, was massaging his fingers so he could later massage his legs and start running, when he...
The Last Emperor. I Kid You Not.
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Are We There Yet Section correspondent, was trying to make sense of take out policies when he read that China Uses...
Spin the Bottle
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Good Goat'll Do That Section correspondent, was in the jury box listening to a witness, when he read Boy Scouts...
Here We Go Again
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes That's Where I Hail From Section correspondent, was sleeping and snoring, when a fly woke him up, and he read "In...
The Donald Quacks
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Chop Suey Section correspondent, was riding a rickshaw in Beijing, when he stopped to read China’s Global Ambitions, With Loans and...
Brain Rumors
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes IQ Depression Section correspondent, was learning the multiplication table in Chinese, when he read How Walking in Nature Changes the Brain....
The Real Quran
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Jigsaw Section correspondent, was washing dishes when he read that Quran Fragments, Said to Date From Time of Muhammad, Are Found...
German Fair Play
Marquel was eating his cake and selling it too, when he read Greece Might Be Better Off Outside Eurozone, German Finance Minister Says. Merkel...
Ghost Money
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ghosts and Phantoms Section correspondent, was praying for a happy ending, when he read Harper Lee’s ‘Go Set a Watchman.’ This...
It’s Only Water
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes This Won't Hurt A Bit Section correspondent, was walking on needles, when he read Psychologists Shielded U.S. Torture Program, Report Finds.
The...
Hillary’s First Twenty
Treasury Sticks to Plans for a Woman on the $10 Bill, Despite Hillary Clinton’s Displeasure, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ladies' Room Section correspondent.
No men allowed, says...
The Times – Another Hill Brick in the Wall
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Marquel was drinking water from a bottle labeled vodka, when he read Why Bernie Sanders’s Momentum Is Not Built to Last. Marquel, TPVs NYTimes...
