The Times For Sale
Bernie Sanders’s Revolutionary Roots Were Nurtured in ’60s Vermont, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Choose a Candidate and Call It News correspondent, while sending all...
Do You Want to See My Peacock
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Kiss The Girls And Make Them Cry Section correspondent, was reading an old love note from one of his college girlfriends, when...
Crowdfunding German Banks
A Crowdfunding Campaign Tries to Save Greece, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes New Teapots Section correspondent. Marquel, despite being intergenerational, has almost no clue about...
Divided We Stand, Leaning to the Left
Because of the Obergefell decision, approving "anything goes" in American marriages, Marquel has been missing for several days, not just from TPV but also...
Inside Outside
Officer Arrested in Prison Escape Is Accused of Exchanging Tools for Paintings, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Inside Outside Art Section correspondent. In a triumph for...
To Each His Own
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Just In Time Section correspondent, was finishing his burger when he read that 100,000 Tons of Smuggled Meat, Some From 1970s,...
Hawk Down! TPV Exclusive Scoop!
The East Village hawks, chased away earlier this month by a chintzy cheesy coop, now face arrest. The last one to fly, although one...
The Unutterable Thoughtfulness of Obama
Making a Point, Obama Invokes a Painful Slur, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Unutterable Utterances Section correspondent, while reading new words in the OED.
Obama...
White Terrorists Don’t Sneak
White Terrorism Is as Old as America, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes See Someone Tell Someone Section correspondent, cleaning his white teeth whiter. The Times says...
When Bob Survives Dr. Marvin
Depressed? Try Therapy Without the Therapist, says Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Chip Off The Old Block Section correspondent, and he is not alone. This was...
Iran’s Lack of Exceptionalism
Iran Still Supports Terrorism, State Department Finds, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Takes One To Know One Section correspondent, while showering. The Times covered the...
The Sweaty Lower Classes
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Carrier Corporation Section correspondent, was elbowing CitiBank to go and kiss the Pope's left hand, when he stopped to read Pope Francis,...
Hill’s Makeover or Trump’s Combover? That Is a Question
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Combover Section correspondent, was tanning his toes, when he read Donald Trump, Pushing Someone Rich, Offers Himself. Marquel celebrated Trump's entry into...
ISIS Assessment
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mutual Admiration Section correspondent was flying paper planes when he stopped to blow his nose and to read the Times. He...
