Republicans Declare War on Vaginas -God Plagiarizes Gertrude Stein
In an unprecedented event for the U.S. Congress, the Republican God spoke to Its minions.
Vagina is a vagina is a vagina is a vagina....
This...
Thought Experiment: What if a Romney Ad Came Up While You Were Watching Pornography?
I do not own a television set, and I haven't for years. The whole concept seems inane to me, since to own a functioning...
Fools Rush In
Marquel, TPVs New York Times Special Idiots and Neocons Section correspondent was stubbornly refusing to wipe something flabby which belonged to his boss, when he read Events...
The Trouble with Chris
"Bad manners hide a big, true heart". Most of the people from New Jersey State seem to keep this belief close to their chest;...
Kate’s Bare Breasts or the Prophet Muhammad’s je ne sais quoi? Why Not Both?
Amid continuing protests by Muslims around the globe over a controversial anti-Islam film made by an Egyptian Coptic Christian, and more protests to come because...
Magic Mike. Bloomberg, the Male Stripper
Amid concerns that the Marathon may let foreigners gauge the depth of the American dream a week after a tropical storm ravaged what used...
Mr. Just-the-Lawyer
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Competition correspondent was rope jumping when he came across Noncompete Clauses Increasingly Pop Up in Array of Jobs. Once largely limited to the technology...
Rick Perry compares homosexuality to alcoholism. RP’s expert in both?
Note to Rick Perry,
that headache you have after has nothing to do with the kind of sex you're having, it's the Viagra.
As for...
YMCA Branch to Open in Uganda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Marquel, TPV NY Times diffidently gendered correspondent, was managing his perm, when he read Uganda Anti-Gay Law Struck Down by Court. The court ruled on narrow technical...
What Is Wrong with the Left? Its Republican Balls
Now, Charlie Hebdo is what TPV would like to be compared to when people need to compare us to some thing or another. So,...
Selfie as in This Is Me!
The Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year for 2013 is “selfie.” It’s an informal noun (plural: selfies) defined as “a photograph that one has...
Net Neutrality for Dummies
Net Neutrality is the new "Occupy Wall Street" short-lived movement of the day: few understand or care about, in part because it has no...
Sox Over the Weiner
“I saw him in the shower once, but I was so distracted by the shnoz that I forgot to look at the crotch.”
My...
Views of Our Pothole Democracy
People like me learned about the existence of former U.S. Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) in 2007, when Jon Stewart told the story of the...