TheWeekholeview Goes Upside-down and Inside-Out
At TPV the week first falls through a hole and then puts itself together and starts anew. This is what just happened when the...
TPV in Love …with Anderson Cooper
Who would have expected the Vanderbilts to produce such a TPV darling? Not TPV.
CNN host Anderson Cooper has revealed that he will not...
Why Would I Wear This?
In the spirit of the 2017 Holiday Season, TPV presents TPV's Fashion Ethicist: "Why Would I Wear This?"
"Why Would I Wear This?"
To avoid distress?
"Why...
Pushed too Hard, the Porcellian Club May Rape Women. Involuntarily
The Porcellian Club — one of the most secretive societies in America — issued a public statement for the first time since its founding...
Madonna Does Florence
Amazing Madonna kept a very busy schedule in Florence. She performed in the evening, then spent the night with her 24-year-old French boyfriend Brahim...
Be flexible. Triangulate
NEWPORT, R.I. — Yesterday, former championship figure skater Michelle Kwan received an honorary Doctor of Humane Letters from Salve Regina University. For those like me...
What Happens When the Girl Is Neither Lovely Nor Better
Ms. Barbara Streisand recently came to Hill-Billy's rescue:
Indeed, there seems to be no difference between Hill-Billy and the other dirty, old, men, you mention:...
Kiss you once, shame on you. Kiss you again, sexual harassment on me
Our nation is in the midst of a public school make-over. We need leaders. So, why not improve our education with a better curriculum;...
Yes, all the Wealthy Can Be Deserving of Positive Propaganda. Not Just the Very...
I secretly wish I will receive a state dinner invitation from the White House. That is in addition to hoping to write meaningfully and...
Bronx Restaurant Made in Manhattan
In May 2011, one of the world's most powerful men desperately needed a blow job. Luckily for him, his taste was quite proletarian, and...
All Four Legs of the American Manufacturing Stool Endorse Obama
There are only four important export industries left in the U.S.: pharmaceuticals, entertainment, aeronautics, and a few computers. Headed by the pharmaceutical industry, they...
TheWeekholeView Trudges in the Moron-in-Chief’s Path, Trying to Make Sense of the Ruins
TheWeekholeView trudges in the Moron-in-Chief's path, trying to make sense of the ruins of the Republic. Here's what happened during the past seven days,...
Breaking Away Italian Way
The Renaissance is a gift Italians gave us all when, in a gesture of largesse, they broke away from tradition, from the Miserable Middle...
Donald the Shithole Chief
During a discussion with a bipartisan group of lawmakers at the White House on Thursday, President Trump was heard using language derivative of hole, over...
