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Biotech firms are in a fighting mood. Their generic competitors are behaving as if they cared. Thus we have the war few want to speak...
not even
if you don't have air make it up
if you don't have words kill yourself with them
if you have not lived revive yourself
if you don't have...
Blame It on the Rain? No, Blame It on Christie
I better say this before it’s already been said (although I’m sure somewhere it has been uttered): It’s not clear what caused the epic...
Barefoot Runners – Your Shining Moment
If you didn’t already look like a jackass, well here’s your shining moment. For all those putzes who thought they were so “roots” by...
Orange is the new… ckin2u on campus
Usually reserved for the private areas of our private homes, i.e., bathroom or kitchen floors, the smell of clorox orange has made its way into...
Sippin’ on Gin and Juice
Okay, so listen to this. There’s a rumor going around that United Nations’ diplomats are getting intoxicated during budgetary meetings. I know. Total BS,...
Dazed and Confused
Those idiots at the Ford India ad agency are seriously f’ed up. I mean, as India fights its elongated history of men’s brutality on...
contemplation at dawn
I only saw your breasts
asleep
aromatic
asymmetric
I sniffed around
and I forgot
to remember myself
(contemplation at dawn )
îți vedeam numai sînii
adormiți
aromați
asimetrici
amușinam
și uitam
mă uitam
(o contemplare în zori)
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By PUIU JIPA:...
Breathe, Breathe in the Air
Recently, Louisiana has decided that smoking in mental institutions was a faux pas. Indeed; Louisiana is silently disallowing the use of tobacco by patients...
TPV Exclusive: Appalling Right Wing Behavior From So-Called Liberal
It’s already well known to most readers of TPV, that managing editor, Dana Neacşu, does not pay her writers. Her claim is that she...
Climate Change Is So Yesterday, Says Rick
Florida Governor Rick Scott, while not explicitly stating so to the media outlets, has banned the use of terms climate change and global warming...
Rick Perry’s Words: Chosen, Not Spoken
This may not be news to you, but it took us a bit longer than expected to assemble an internationally renowned team which could carefully decipher Rick...
Schwarzenegger: Total Freefall?
In the 1993 action movie, Demolition Man, Bruce Willis’s character is thawed (after being cryogenically frozen in 1996) in the year 2023 in future...
Bestiaire. Is It Us or Is It Denis Côté?
Denis Côté is worried about his new film. He’s afraid that people think it is anti-zoo. Before the movie began, Côté, in his unnatural...