Sippin’ on Gin and Juice
Okay, so listen to this. There’s a rumor going around that United Nations’ diplomats are getting intoxicated during budgetary meetings. I know. Total BS,...
Postcard from the Edge – How to Disappear … Completely
In our FB age, with constant fears about being tracked via our smart phones, or other electronic devices, it’s rather amazing that an entire...
Welcome to the Pharm
Biotech firms are in a fighting mood. Their generic competitors are behaving as if they cared. Thus we have the war few want to speak...
Dazed and Confused
Those idiots at the Ford India ad agency are seriously f’ed up. I mean, as India fights its elongated history of men’s brutality on...
Coded Message
There truly is nothing to joke about the Newtown shootings. No jokes to be made about gun control or media coverage. It is why...
not even
if you don't have air make it up
if you don't have words kill yourself with them
if you have not lived revive yourself
if you don't have...
contemplation at dawn
I only saw your breasts
asleep
aromatic
asymmetric
I sniffed around
and I forgot
to remember myself
(contemplation at dawn )
îți vedeam numai sînii
adormiți
aromați
asimetrici
amușinam
și uitam
mă uitam
(o contemplare în zori)
***
By PUIU JIPA:...
Breathe, Breathe in the Air
Recently, Louisiana has decided that smoking in mental institutions was a faux pas. Indeed; Louisiana is silently disallowing the use of tobacco by patients...
Barefoot Runners – Your Shining Moment
If you didn’t already look like a jackass, well here’s your shining moment. For all those putzes who thought they were so “roots” by...
Thinking about Retirement? TPV to the Rescue
I think that if you’re going to invest in the stock market, your first move should be in the hearing aid industry (just look...
Rick Perry’s Words: Chosen, Not Spoken
This may not be news to you, but it took us a bit longer than expected to assemble an internationally renowned team which could carefully decipher Rick...
Schwarzenegger: Total Freefall?
In the 1993 action movie, Demolition Man, Bruce Willis’s character is thawed (after being cryogenically frozen in 1996) in the year 2023 in future...
Her body is a wonderland
Curtain opens. A giant microphone stands stage center: America has been duped! (And so has Manti Te’o.) America wants the truth! (So does Te’o.) ...
Bestiaire. Is It Us or Is It Denis Côté?
Denis Côté is worried about his new film. He’s afraid that people think it is anti-zoo. Before the movie began, Côté, in his unnatural...
