Blame It on the Rain? No, Blame It on Christie
I better say this before it’s already been said (although I’m sure somewhere it has been uttered): It’s not clear what caused the epic...
Dazed and Confused
Those idiots at the Ford India ad agency are seriously f’ed up. I mean, as India fights its elongated history of men’s brutality on...
Rick Perry’s Words: Chosen, Not Spoken
This may not be news to you, but it took us a bit longer than expected to assemble an internationally renowned team which could carefully decipher Rick...
Thinking about Retirement? TPV to the Rescue
I think that if you’re going to invest in the stock market, your first move should be in the hearing aid industry (just look...
Postcard from the Edge – How to Disappear … Completely
In our FB age, with constant fears about being tracked via our smart phones, or other electronic devices, it’s rather amazing that an entire...
Her body is a wonderland
Curtain opens. A giant microphone stands stage center: America has been duped! (And so has Manti Te’o.) America wants the truth! (So does Te’o.) ...
contemplation at dawn
I only saw your breasts
asleep
aromatic
asymmetric
I sniffed around
and I forgot
to remember myself
(contemplation at dawn )
îți vedeam numai sînii
adormiți
aromați
asimetrici
amușinam
și uitam
mă uitam
(o contemplare în zori)
***
By PUIU JIPA:...
not even
if you don't have air make it up
if you don't have words kill yourself with them
if you have not lived revive yourself
if you don't have...
Barefoot Runners – Your Shining Moment
If you didn’t already look like a jackass, well here’s your shining moment. For all those putzes who thought they were so “roots” by...
Welcome to the Pharm
Biotech firms are in a fighting mood. Their generic competitors are behaving as if they cared. Thus we have the war few want to speak...
Climate Change Is So Yesterday, Says Rick
Florida Governor Rick Scott, while not explicitly stating so to the media outlets, has banned the use of terms “climate change” and “global warming”...
TPV Exclusive: Appalling Right Wing Behavior From So-Called Liberal
It’s already well known to most readers of TPV, that managing editor, Dana Neacşu, does not pay her writers. Her claim is that she...
Sippin’ on Gin and Juice
Okay, so listen to this. There’s a rumor going around that United Nations’ diplomats are getting intoxicated during budgetary meetings. I know. Total BS,...
Coded Message
There truly is nothing to joke about the Newtown shootings. No jokes to be made about gun control or media coverage. It is why...
