Her body is a wonderland

Curtain opens.  A giant microphone stands stage center:  America has been duped!  (And so has Manti Te’o.)  America wants the truth!  (So does Te’o.) ...

Barefoot Runners – Your Shining Moment

If you didn’t already look like a jackass, well here’s your shining moment.  For all those putzes who thought they were so “roots” by...
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Bestiaire. Is It Us or Is It Denis Côté?

Denis Côté is worried about his new film.  He’s afraid that people think it is anti-zoo.  Before the movie began, Côté, in his unnatural...

Dazed and Confused

Those idiots at the Ford India ad agency are seriously f’ed up.  I mean, as India fights its elongated history of men’s brutality on...

Climate Change Is So Yesterday, Says Rick

Florida Governor Rick Scott, while not explicitly stating so to the media outlets, has banned the use of terms “climate change” and “global warming”...

A Domestic Case of Civil Disobedience: Occter Occter Give Me the News

The anniversary of the Occupy Wall Street movement was very anticlimactic.  Only two hundred protesters (of the 99% percent of America) showed up to...

Orange is the new… ckin2u on campus 

Usually reserved for the private areas of our private homes, i.e., bathroom or kitchen floors, the smell of clorox orange has made its way into...

contemplation at dawn

    I only saw your breasts asleep aromatic asymmetric I sniffed around and I forgot to remember myself (contemplation at dawn ) îți vedeam numai sînii adormiți aromați asimetrici amușinam și uitam mă uitam (o contemplare în zori) *** By PUIU JIPA:...

Sippin’ on Gin and Juice

Okay, so listen to this.  There’s a rumor going around that United Nations’ diplomats are getting intoxicated during budgetary meetings.  I know.  Total BS,...

Coded Message

There truly is nothing to joke about the Newtown shootings.  No jokes to be made about gun control or media coverage.  It is why...

Thinking about Retirement? TPV to the Rescue

I think that if you’re going to invest in the stock market, your first move should be in the hearing aid industry (just look...

not even

if you don't have air make it up if you don't have words kill yourself with them if you have not lived revive yourself if you don't have...

Postcard from the Edge – How to Disappear … Completely

 In our FB age, with constant fears about being tracked via our smart phones, or other electronic devices, it’s rather amazing that an entire...

Blame It on the Rain? No, Blame It on Christie

 I better say this before it’s already been said (although I’m sure somewhere it has been uttered): It’s not clear what caused the epic...
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