Her body is a wonderland
Curtain opens. A giant microphone stands stage center: America has been duped! (And so has Manti Te’o.) America wants the truth! (So does Te’o.) ...
Orange is the new… ckin2u on campus
Usually reserved for the private areas of our private homes, i.e., bathroom or kitchen floors, the smell of clorox orange has made its way into...
contemplation at dawn
I only saw your breasts
asleep
aromatic
asymmetric
I sniffed around
and I forgot
to remember myself
(contemplation at dawn )
îți vedeam numai sînii
adormiți
aromați
asimetrici
amușinam
și uitam
mă uitam
(o contemplare în zori)
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By PUIU JIPA:...
not even
if you don't have air make it up
if you don't have words kill yourself with them
if you have not lived revive yourself
if you don't have...
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