Orange is the new… ckin2u on campus
Usually reserved for the private areas of our private homes, i.e., bathroom or kitchen floors, the smell of clorox orange has made its way into...
not even
if you don't have air make it up
if you don't have words kill yourself with them
if you have not lived revive yourself
if you don't have...
TPV Exclusive: Appalling Right Wing Behavior From So-Called Liberal
It’s already well known to most readers of TPV, that managing editor, Dana Neacşu, does not pay her writers. Her claim is that she...
Rick Perry’s Words: Chosen, Not Spoken
This may not be news to you, but it took us a bit longer than expected to assemble an internationally renowned team which could carefully decipher Rick...
Welcome to the Pharm
Biotech firms are in a fighting mood. Their generic competitors are behaving as if they cared. Thus we have the war few want to speak...
Her body is a wonderland
Curtain opens. A giant microphone stands stage center: America has been duped! (And so has Manti Te’o.) America wants the truth! (So does Te’o.) ...
Bestiaire. Is It Us or Is It Denis Côté?
Denis Côté is worried about his new film. He’s afraid that people think it is anti-zoo. Before the movie began, Côté, in his unnatural...
Postcard from the Edge – How to Disappear … Completely
In our FB age, with constant fears about being tracked via our smart phones, or other electronic devices, it’s rather amazing that an entire...
Thinking about Retirement? TPV to the Rescue
I think that if you’re going to invest in the stock market, your first move should be in the hearing aid industry (just look...
Schwarzenegger: Total Freefall?
In the 1993 action movie, Demolition Man, Bruce Willis’s character is thawed (after being cryogenically frozen in 1996) in the year 2023 in future...
Blame It on the Rain? No, Blame It on Christie
I better say this before it’s already been said (although I’m sure somewhere it has been uttered): It’s not clear what caused the epic...
Breathe, Breathe in the Air
Recently, Louisiana has decided that smoking in mental institutions was a faux pas. Indeed; Louisiana is silently disallowing the use of tobacco by patients...
Sippin’ on Gin and Juice
Okay, so listen to this. There’s a rumor going around that United Nations’ diplomats are getting intoxicated during budgetary meetings. I know. Total BS,...
Barefoot Runners – Your Shining Moment
If you didn’t already look like a jackass, well here’s your shining moment. For all those putzes who thought they were so “roots” by...
