Pataki Leaves the Rat Race
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Who's On First Section correspondent woke up with a stir and discovered tha George Pataki Leaves Presidential Race.
We've seen this before,...
The Russian Saviors – Woops!
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes The Friend Of My Friend Section correspondent, was checking his pulse when he read Iran Hands Over Stockpile of Enriched Uranium...
The Imminent Whining Doctrine
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Why Shut Yo' Mouth Section correspondent, was brushing his teeth for the first time in a month, when he read ISIS...
Halliburton Jingle Bells
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Prophets of War Section correspondent, was watching the Asian CNN when he read that U.S. Foreign Arms Deals Increased Nearly $10...
It’s Sharia Time
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bondage and Discipline Section correspondent was having virtual sex with his eyes closed when he had to open them to read...
The Republican Ghost of Christmas Past – Marianne
Marquel TPVs NYTimes "knock knock c'est qui a la porte?" Section correspondent, was too tired to read, but why not watch a video or...
Debbie Wasserman Schultz Does Demoburo like a She-Putin
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Rubles Rubles Rubles Desk correspondent, was helping himself with a few quarters from the bucket of a Salvation Army elf, when...
The Attraction of Split Personality Disorders
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Beheading Section correspondent, on his way for a full split-personality evaluation felt tired, took a rest and read Ben Carson has...
Terror and Terror-er: ISIS and Boko Haram
Boko Haram Ranked Ahead of ISIS for Deadliest Terror Group, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Fantasy Sports Section correspondent.
A new report tracking terrorist attacks around the world...
Heroic Carson
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Three R's Section correspondent, was marching backwards into the East River, when he stopped to read Ben Carson Is Struggling to...
Republican Ingenuity
The last Republican debate opened a new season of the campaign shaped by the glaring policy fissures that are dividing Republicans, from immigration and...
Ben Carson’s Fables
Marquel, Aesop's & Carson's Fables Section correspondent, was watching the Republic Debate, and, mid-laugh, read the NY Times Article "Ben Carson Resists Challenges to the...
Nude and Pretty
Marquel was staring at his naked body in Central Park recently , when a pretty girl handed him a copy of the TImes' Hundreds...
Collateral Curry Damage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Curry Section correspondent was cooking a delicious chicken pot pie, when he took a break and read that Britons Are Perturbed...
