The Three Rs: Progress, ‘Riting & ‘Rithmatic
Surprise: Florida and Texas Excel in Math and Reading Scores, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Dick and Jane and Spot and Puff Section correspondent.
A new...
If Only the Hopes
No, You Do Not Have to Drink 8 Glasses of Water a Day, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes What's on Draught Section correspondent.
There is no...
Concessions to the Locked-up Man
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Welcome Walmart Shoppers Section correspondent, was counting his pennies when he read Prison Vendors See Continued Signs of a Captive Market.
As...
Fasting Habits
Anorexia May Be Habit, Not Willpower, Study Finds, and Marquel TPVs NYTimes Fatal Skinniness Section correspondent started eating.
The findings may help explain the role...
I Just Called to Check Your Number
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Area Codes Matter Section correspondent, was making random 911 calls, when he stopped to read Manhattan Area Codes Multiply, but the Original,...
All Four Legs of the American Manufacturing Stool Endorse Obama
There are only four important export industries left in the U.S.: pharmaceuticals, entertainment, aeronautics, and a few computers. Headed by the pharmaceutical industry, they...
Trump to Clinton: You’re so Vain and Wrong
Last month, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton claimed that Trump's anti-Muslim rhetoric was providing fodder for Islamist terror group ISIS to use in its...
Happy iEaster!
For the first time in the history of the Apple company, its fans can purchase a newly released model at a lower price than...
Trump and His Economic Reciprocalities for the Rest of Us
The Economist just interviewed Trump to humor the Imbecile-in-Chief, and Trump had the following reciprocalities for the rest of us:
Mr. President, it sounds like...
Shop Till You Drop Carefully
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Shoppers Day Section correspondent, was watching the Oscars, and bored to death by their ineptitude and especially lack of effort, he...
Homeless, Valiant Cuomo Comes to Your Rescue
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Stormy Weather Section correspondent was drinking his grog, when he read Cuomo Orders That Homeless Be Taken to Shelter in Freezing...
The Oreo Knowhow
By Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Chink In The Armor Section correspondent.
U.S. Drops Charges That Professor Shared Technology With China, Marquel read once, twice and the...
Gingrich Reverses Stance on Child Labor. Endorses Slavery as Alternative
Current frontrunner Republican candidate Newt Gingrich backed away from comments he recently made calling child labor laws “stupid” and explained that what he really...
Do you want crap in your food? Inquires a Reader
No? Wow! That's surprising! You must be really healthy!
Well! If that's the case you might want to take a minute to call the White...
