If only Hillary Could Do It
The picture shows Vanja Hadzovic, a 27-year-old adviser in Serbia’s Foreign Ministry. Like Bill, TPV wished it were Hillary. It ain't. The gorgeous Hadzovic, 27,...
Selfie as in This Is Me!
The Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year for 2013 is “selfie.” It’s an informal noun (plural: selfies) defined as “a photograph that one has...
The Dick Has Spoken
Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne just responded to a public dispute that had erupted between their daughters over gay marriage. Dick...
Dallas, D.C.
October 3, 2013. Attempted breach at White House. Stop. Capitol was in lockdown after shots fired. Stop. Pennsylvania Avenue closed. Stop. Secret Service engaged...
All President’s Women and Ol’ Times’ Man
Here comes Samantha. Sam, to her husband, Cass Sunstein, an American law professor. Sam covered the Balkan wars and learned that for each crime...
Sox Over the Weiner
“I saw him in the shower once, but I was so distracted by the shnoz that I forgot to look at the crotch.”
My...
Andrew Rosenthal Has Cojones and TPV Takes Notice
Everybody who is anybody in the US wants war with Syria. That excludes the still-educated masses. But everybody else, and I mean everybody: from...
The next president of Syria – email from a TPV reader
What I heard is Obama told McCain they were looking for a President and had great respect for old people.
We know from his...
The C.I.A. Chronicle of a Putsch Foretold – Maduro’s
President Maduro of Venezuela just offered Edward Snowden asylum in Venezuela, risking the Heinz empress and her husband, the US Secretary of State,...
Hillary Not for President? It’s “None of Your Business”
According to Huma, one of her protégées and Anthony Weiner's wife of record, Hillary just disqualified herself from running as a female presidential candidate....
Obama the Loyalist
Obama is getting ready for departure, though he just started his second term. He is standing by Lady Hillary who may bring us Gov...
The Usefulness of Old People
In their first song together, Hey Old Man, the musical group ABBA, which you may have heard of from their Broadway show, Mamma Mia!...
Guantanamo on My Mind
There is nothing I like better than reading memoirs of converted commies who, just before pension saw the virtues of the system they once...
The Douchebag of the Year 2012
We chose Gérard Xavier Marcel Depardieu to be the douchebag of the year, because he does such a credible job. The great actor he was...
